Would you rather?

Funny Would You Rather Questions List

• Would you rather have dinner first, or go straight to a motel?
• Would you rather be a clown that distracts the bull or the bull rider on the bull?
• Would you rather have a freakishly huge smile or a freakishly small nose?
• Would you rather have a panic attack at the top of a 75 feet tree or 100 yards in the ocean from the shore?
• Would you rather marry a vain person or a person with poor image?
• Would you rather be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or with three fat men with bad breath?
• Would you rather run your tongue down ten feet of a New York City street or press your tongue into a strangers nostril?
• Would you rather have a firecracker blow up in your mouth, or drill a small hole in your own forehead?
• Would you rather knowing you will die tomorrow, spend your last night out to dinner with your closest friends, or have it with your favorite movie star?
• Would you rather swim in a pool for an hour of human blood, or hang upside down for 8 hours?
• Would you rather eat poison ivy or a handful of bumblebees?
• Would you rather have a kangaroo or koala as your pet?
• Would you rather have a missing finger or have an extra toe?
• Would you rather eat a shot glass full of live wasps, or eat a shot glass?
• Would you rather have every single hair on your body plucked, or every fingernail ripped off?
• Would you rather always get first dibs or the last laugh?
• Would you rather always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again?
• Would you rather always lose or never play?
• Would you rather always wear earmuffs or a nose plug?
• Would you rather always win pie-eating contests or always win wheelbarrow races?
• Would you rather be a dog named Killer or a cat named Fluffy?
• Would you rather be a giant hamster or a tiny rhino?
• Would you rather be a tree or live in a tree?
• Would you rather be able to hear any conversation or take back anything you say?
• Would you rather be forgotten or hatefully remembered?